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Artemis Fowl, poster 2020

Artemis Fowl (2020) – A Quick Capsule Review

Phil’s Quick Capsule Review:
Finally film to rival Dolittle as 2020’s worst film.  Yup step forward Artemis Foul [sic] – an inept mess that feels like some cheap imported Netflix Canadian soap opera kids TV show than the multimillion dollar blockbuster it was intended to be.  You name it this film messes it up – poor casting, poor acting, poor unfinished effects, poor script and worst of all poor direction from a director who really should know better.  Yes Artemis Fowl is a rare beast – a film that gets almost nothing right.  Well unless it was aiming tone dull.  It may be free (on Disney +)  but even I wanted a refund after watching this hot mess of a movie.

Best Bit: It was mercifully short

Buy, Stream, Avoid: Avoid

If You Liked this Try: The Maze Runner, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson 

3 out of 10 stars

 


Phil Hobden

Phil Hobden

Phil Hobden is the former Film Editor & Writer for renowned martial arts focused COMBAT MAGAZINE in the UK. He is also a filmmaker in his own right, having produced two cult Independent action films in LEFT FOR DEAD and TEN DEAD MEN. He was the host for the award nominated Filmsploitation podcast for 4 years, currently co-hosts Ross And Phil Talk Movies and is a writer/editor for his own blog Phil's Quick Capsule Review...

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