Phil’s End Of Year Awards 2019

Phil’s End Of Year Awards 2019

2019: In Review Quick Review Year In Review

So 2018 is almost over and it’s that time a year again where everyone reflects back on their best and worst films of the year.  So we’ve covered our best and our worst films of 2018, so before we look at the films coming up in 2019 here’s my ‘Alternative’ End of Year Awards for 2018…

 

The Most Entertainingly Bad Film Of The Year Award…

 

Oh god make them stop award!
John Travolta. Nicolas Cage. Bruce Willis. And others tarnishing their reputation with direct to streaming/DVD drivel.

 

 

Surprise of The Year Award…
Booksmart. The best Non-Joker film of 2019.

 

 

Performance Of The Year Award…
Joe Pesci, making a comeback and smashing it out the park in The Irishman

 

 

 

Yup, I’m over them Award…
Hobbs & Shaw. The Bromanace that just didn’t have legs.

 

 

Oh god HOW long…
The Irishman, Rise Of SkyWalker, Endgame, Once Upon A Time In Hollywood…

 

 

 

Okay so he CAN still make a great film...
Quentin Tarantino for Once Upon A Time In Hollywood.

 

 

Oh that came out THIS year? Award…
Men in Black: International and Godzilla: King of the Monsters

 

 

We like you but maybe take a year off…
Ryan Reynolds. We get it.  But Maybe just a little less next year? 

 

 

Come In Your time is Up Award…
Will Smith. And Lee. Gemini Man was terrible.

 

 

Trailer Of The Year Award…
Top Gun: Maverick (Teaser)

 

 

Let Down of The Year/How The Hell Did they Fuck THAT Up? Award
Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw. It SHOULD have been epic.  It was okay.That film should NEVER have been okay.

 

 

Emperors new clothes Award…
Ad Astra

 

 

Oh Bollocks! Turns out that was 2018 after all…
Holmes & Watson

 

 

Cameo of The Year Award…
John McClane in Lego Movie 2

 

 

The Oscars only like REALLY famous dead people award for missing out other stars who died Award…
Dick Miller, Stanley Donen, Carol Channing, Gary Kurtz

 

 

The Poof That Award Shows DONT Suck Award…
Spider-Man wins an Oscar!

 

 

The Proof That Award Shows Suck Award…
Black Panther is the best Marvel film ever because it was nominated for Best Picture.  Urm. Okay.

 

 

WHY GOD WHY? Award…
Hellboy. Holmes & Watson. Dark Phoenix. Godzilla. Bad films we’re REALLY bad this year

 

 

Less Is, Er, Less Award…
Disney.  We know you own everything.  But maybe occasionally let someone else have a film on at the cinema?

 

 

The Year of Good Sequels Goes To…
2019 for Happy Death Day 2U, Glass, Rambo: Last Blood, Avengers: Endgame, Spiderman: Far From home, How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World, John Wick: Chapter 3, Toy Story 4, Jumanji: The Next Level

 

 

Remakes Suck! Award Returns from retirement for…
Child’s Play (2019), Pet Sematary (2019), Rabid (2019)

 

 

Films That SHOULD have been on my 2018 List’s but I Hadn’t Seen…
The Domestics, After The Screaming Stops, They Shall Not Grow Old, Assassination Nation, Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse, Free Solo, The Last Movie Star, Incredibles 2, Wonder (2017)

 

 

Next time: Phil’s Look at 2020 and a look back at my 2019 predictions… 

 


Follow us on Social Media: