Phil’s Quick Capsule Review & Friends Turd of 2018 Award: Red Sparrow

Phil’s Quick Capsule Review & Friends Turd of 2018 Award: Red Sparrow

Quick Review Year In Review

The votes are in, they have been counted an verified and I can now proudly announce the Winner of 2018’s Phil’s Quick Capsule Review & Guests Turd Of The Year award is…


Red Sparrow

Yup for the second year running Jennifer Lawrence takes home the award for Worst Film! This wasn’t unanimous but it pulled over 50% of the votes!

Ballerina Dominika Egorova is recruited to ‘Sparrow School,’ a Russian intelligence service where she is forced to use her body as a weapon. Her first mission, targeting a C.I.A. agent, threatens to unravel the security of both nations.

 

 

 

Other Nominations: Annihilation, Death Wish (2018), CloverField Paradox 

 

 


Follow us on Social Media:

 

 

 

Phil’s Quick Capsule Review & Friends Turd of 2017 Award: Mother!

Phil’s Quick Capsule Review & Friends Turd of 2017 Award: Mother!

Other Cr*p Quick Review Year In Review

The votes are in, they have been counted an verified and I can now proudly announce the Winner of 2017’s Phil’s Quick Capsule Review & Guests Turd Of The Year award is…

 

[divider]

Mother!

IMDB: A couple’s relationship is tested when uninvited guests arrive at their home, disrupting their tranquil existence.

Josh Morris (Smoking lamb):

 

 

 

Close but no cigar: Transformers The Last Knight 

 

 

Phil’s Quick Capsule Review & Friends Turd of 2016 Award: Point Break

Phil’s Quick Capsule Review & Friends Turd of 2016 Award: Point Break

Other Cr*p Quick Review Year In Review

The votes are in, they have been counted an verified and I can now proudly announce the Winner of 2016’s Phil’s Quick Capsule Review & Guests Turd Of The Year award is… by a WIDE margin…

[divider]

Point Break (2016)
Without a doubt one of the most pointless films of 2016, Point Break is terrible.  Okay so some of the stunts are pretty impressive but you can watch that on YouTube.  Point Break 2016 strips away EVERYTHING that was good about the original and delivers a cookie cutter bad excuse for an action film.  Please don’t support this.  Watch the original instead! 

 

 

Close but no cigar: YOGA HOSERS

 

 

Phil’s Quick Capsule Review & Friends Turd of 2015 Award: Chappie & Human Centipede 3

Other Cr*p Quick Review Year In Review

The votes are in, they have been counted an verified and I can now proudly announce the Winner of 2015’s Phil’s Quick Capsule Review & Guests Turd Of The Year award is… once again a tie!

[divider]

Chappie
So this film was dull.  Poor acting, poor direction and terrible action it’s as forgeable and poor as a film comes.  Ladies and gents CHAPPIE is our Turd Of The Year 2015!


[divider]

The Human Centipede 3
Just. No. No one wanted it. No one asked for it.  Yet we got it.  Nad hated every second. Ladies and gents THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3 is our other Turd Of The Year 2015!

 

 

Close but no cigar: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY