Phil’s 5 Worst Films of 2016

Phil’s 5 Worst Films of 2016

2016: In Review Quick Review Year In Review

So 2016 is almost over and it’s that time a year again where everyone reflects back on their best and worst films of the year.

So first up… the 5 WORST film of 2016.  And there were quite a few to choose from..

Stinker of The Year: Point Break (2016)
In Brief: A film that had no purpose to exist.  Point Break touched on hallow ground for me so it would have to be pretty special for me to like it.  This film wasn’t.  In fact it totally sucked. Whilst the original was sharp, smart and exciting this remake is by the numbers, dull and worst of all made no sense. A bomb, critical failure and a mess.

 

 

2. Central Intelligence
In Brief: Neither funny or action packed, the first bomb the Rock has ever made.  Yes Central Intelligence is a film that the Rock can’t save.

3. London Has Fallen
In Brief: Other films scored worse but after the Top 5 film that was Olympus Has fallen, London Has Fallen was SUCH a come down that it, on reflection, rated as one of 2016’s worst films.

4. Inferno
In Brief: Oh Dear.  Ron Howard drops a total bollock with this horrid film.  Witness some of the worst dialogue ever put on screen with Tom Hanks worst performance.  Utter tosh.

5. Jason Bourne 
In Brief:  It’s almost criminal that a Bourne film could be this bad, especially as it reunites Greengrass and Damon. It was just dull.

6. Kickboxer Vengeance
7. The 5th Wave

8. The Girl On The Train 
9.  Cabin Fever
10. 31

 

Dis-Honourable Mentions: Divergent Allegiant, Triple 9, Bastille Day, The Mechanic Resurrection, Independence Day Resurgence, Dad’s Army

 

The Mechanic Resurrection – A Quick Capsule Review

The Mechanic Resurrection – A Quick Capsule Review

Quick Review

Phil’s Quick Capsule Review:
The remake of The Mechanic was a pretty good film, updating the Bronson classic with, I guess, a modern day Bronson in Jason Statham.  This sequel pretty much abandons all that to churn  out a highly generic by the numbers action film that most forgets about the action and instead allows you to enjoy what is more or less a travelogue for Statham and his pals.  It’s pretty boring stuff with a few highlights, including Tommy Lee Jones in full “take the money and run” mode.

Best Bit: Tommy Lee Jones

Buy, Stream, Avoid: Avoid

If You Liked this Try: The Mechanic, Crank, Parker

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Author: Phil Hobden