Phil’s 5 Worst Films of 2019

Phil’s 5 Worst Films of 2019

2019: In Review Quick Review Year In Review

So 2019 is almost over and it’s that time a year again where everyone reflects back on their best and worst films of the year.  So first up… the 10 WORST films of 2019 (with a few honourable mentions!).  And, as always, there were more than a few to choose from..

 

 

Stinker of LAST Year: Holmes & Watson

In Brief: The film so bad I actually forgot i watched it.  Nothing funny here just a total miss of a movie. Worst thing – It actually came out in 2018 and this whole year I had this down as my 2019 Worst film of the year. I now hate it even more.

 

 

Stinker of the Year (2019): The Dead Don’t Die

In Brief: Pretentious? Yup. Boring. Yup. Pointless? Even more so. The Dead Don’t Die is just a total slog.

 

2. Lucky Day

In Brief: Roger Avery is back.  And it’s pretty clear he has no idea how to make a film anymore.  Sub Tarantino garbage.

 

3. Alita: Battle Angel

In Brief: So many years.  So much money. So little point.

 

4. Hellboy (2019)

In Brief: It’s total garbage.  A boring, mess of a film that offers nothing new and even less interesting.

 

5. The Fanatic – It’s just really, really, really stupid.

 

6. Godzilla: King of The Monsters – Lots of money + lots of monsters + zero plot still equals a shit film


7. 3 From Hell –
Rob Zombie shits on his few decent movies with this tedium.


8. Close –
Another year another failed Netflix movie.


9. Anna –
A dull Luc Besson action film that the world could have happily have done without

 

10. X-Men: Dark Phoenix  – Big budget, big ideas, stupid film and worst… it’s totally forgettable. The 2nd worst X-Men movie (yes this is still not as bad as X-Men 3)

 

Dis-Honourable Mentions: Velvet Buzzsaw , Into The Ashes, Killer Sofa, Child’s Play (2019), Crawl, Pet Sematary (2019), Gemini Man, Triple Threat, The Banana Splits Movie, Trial By Fire, Stuber, Rabid (2019), Angel Has Fallen

 

The 2019 Films I just couldn’t Finish: Bob Lazar: Area 51 & Flying Saucers, Mary Queen Of Scotts

 


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Podcast: Ross And Phil Talk… The Best & Worst of 2019

Podcast: Ross And Phil Talk… The Best & Worst of 2019

Ross and Phil Talk Movies The Podcasts

On this episode of the podcast we talk about the year that was as we wrap up 2019 into an hour (ish) of podcast. What were our highs and lows, our best and worst and who won what in the Annual Phil’s Quick Review Awards?  Find out as we dive into the year that they called 2019…

Hosted by Award winning filmmaker Ross Boyask and blogger/writer/failed former filmmaker Phil Hobden.

Discussed: Joker, Booksmart, Avengers: Endgame,  The Irishman, Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, Rocketman , How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World, Spider-Man: Far From Home ,Happy Death Day 2U, The Peanut Butter Falcon, Rambo: Last Blood, Tucked, Toy Story 4, Shazam, Missing Link, The Lion King, Long Shot, Fyre: The Greatest Party That Never Happened, A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon, Pokemon Detective Pikachu, Holmes & Watson, The Dead Don’t Die,  Lucky Day, Alita: Battle Angel ,Hellboy (2019),The Fanatic, Godzilla: King of The Monsters , 3 From Hell, Close , Anna, X-Men: Dark Phoenix, Velvet Buzzsaw , Into The Ashes, Killer Sofa, Child’s Play (2019), Crawl, Pet Sematary (2019), Gemini Man, Triple Threat, The Banana Splits Movie, Trial By Fire, Stuber, Rabid (2019), Angel Has Fallen, Captain Marvel, Hobbs & Shaw, Fighting With My Family, Serenity, Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker, Terminator: Dark Fate, Six Underground, Fyre Fraud, Isn’t It Romantic, Can You Ever Forgive Me, Deadwood: The Movie, Avengement, Dolemite Is My Name, Ready Or Not, Parasite

For more on Ross Boyask search @RossBoyask on Twitter, Instagram or Facebook. Also check out @EvoFilmsUK online.

For more on Phil Hobden check out www.philhobden.co.uk , Twitter (@PhilQuickReview) and Instagram (RossAndPhilTalkMovies

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Phil’s End Of Year Awards 2019

Phil’s End Of Year Awards 2019

2019: In Review Quick Review Year In Review

So 2018 is almost over and it’s that time a year again where everyone reflects back on their best and worst films of the year.  So we’ve covered our best and our worst films of 2018, so before we look at the films coming up in 2019 here’s my ‘Alternative’ End of Year Awards for 2018…

 

The Most Entertainingly Bad Film Of The Year Award…

 

Oh god make them stop award!
John Travolta. Nicolas Cage. Bruce Willis. And others tarnishing their reputation with direct to streaming/DVD drivel.

 

 

Surprise of The Year Award…
Booksmart. The best Non-Joker film of 2019.

 

 

Performance Of The Year Award…
Joe Pesci, making a comeback and smashing it out the park in The Irishman

 

 

 

Yup, I’m over them Award…
Hobbs & Shaw. The Bromanace that just didn’t have legs.

 

 

Oh god HOW long…
The Irishman, Rise Of SkyWalker, Endgame, Once Upon A Time In Hollywood…

 

 

 

Okay so he CAN still make a great film...
Quentin Tarantino for Once Upon A Time In Hollywood.

 

 

Oh that came out THIS year? Award…
Men in Black: International and Godzilla: King of the Monsters

 

 

We like you but maybe take a year off…
Ryan Reynolds. We get it.  But Maybe just a little less next year? 

 

 

Come In Your time is Up Award…
Will Smith. And Lee. Gemini Man was terrible.

 

 

Trailer Of The Year Award…
Top Gun: Maverick (Teaser)

 

 

Let Down of The Year/How The Hell Did they Fuck THAT Up? Award
Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw. It SHOULD have been epic.  It was okay.That film should NEVER have been okay.

 

 

Emperors new clothes Award…
Ad Astra

 

 

Oh Bollocks! Turns out that was 2018 after all…
Holmes & Watson

 

 

Cameo of The Year Award…
John McClane in Lego Movie 2

 

 

The Oscars only like REALLY famous dead people award for missing out other stars who died Award…
Dick Miller, Stanley Donen, Carol Channing, Gary Kurtz

 

 

The Poof That Award Shows DONT Suck Award…
Spider-Man wins an Oscar!

 

 

The Proof That Award Shows Suck Award…
Black Panther is the best Marvel film ever because it was nominated for Best Picture.  Urm. Okay.

 

 

WHY GOD WHY? Award…
Hellboy. Holmes & Watson. Dark Phoenix. Godzilla. Bad films we’re REALLY bad this year

 

 

Less Is, Er, Less Award…
Disney.  We know you own everything.  But maybe occasionally let someone else have a film on at the cinema?

 

 

The Year of Good Sequels Goes To…
2019 for Happy Death Day 2U, Glass, Rambo: Last Blood, Avengers: Endgame, Spiderman: Far From home, How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World, John Wick: Chapter 3, Toy Story 4, Jumanji: The Next Level

 

 

Remakes Suck! Award Returns from retirement for…
Child’s Play (2019), Pet Sematary (2019), Rabid (2019)

 

 

Films That SHOULD have been on my 2018 List’s but I Hadn’t Seen…
The Domestics, After The Screaming Stops, They Shall Not Grow Old, Assassination Nation, Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse, Free Solo, The Last Movie Star, Incredibles 2, Wonder (2017)

 

 

Next time: Phil’s Look at 2020 and a look back at my 2019 predictions… 

 


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Rabid (2019) – A ’31 Films Of Halloween’ Quick Capsule Review

Rabid (2019) – A ’31 Films Of Halloween’ Quick Capsule Review

Quick Review

Phil’s Quick Capsule Review:
The Soska Sistser’s remake of David Cronenberg’s Rabid doesn’t really add much to what is regarded as somewhat of a genre classic.  It’s not bad – in fact it has a few decent gore moments – but in its desire to pay homage to the legendary film and director it fails tread it’s own path.  Sadly the Soska Sister’s have yet to wow me and, like a lot of modern horror, Rabid (2019) needed to dial it up to 11.  So terrible… no? Essential… not even close.

Best Bit: The reveal

Buy, Stream, Avoid: Stream

If You Liked this Try: American Mary, Rabid (1977), Shivers 

 


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