The Girl On The Train – A Quick Capsule Review

The Girl On The Train – A Quick Capsule Review

Quick Review

Phil’s Quick Capsule Review:
Well what we have here people is one of the most over hyped and overrated (by a few – Mr Kermode I’m looking at you) films of 2016.  Based on a best selling book (which I’m hoping for it’s own sake is better than the sub 50 Shades Of Grey dialogue on display here), The Girl Of The Train is a boring slog of a film with a genuinely good central performance by Emily Blunt.  It just doesn’t work.  The story is hokey, the dialogue stilted, the performances just wooden and I’d worked out the ending after the first fifteen minutes.  It’s not great and is for sure one to wait for Netflix to see…

Best Bit: Emily Blunt is really good

Buy, Stream, Avoid: Avoid

If You Liked this Try: Double Jeopardy, Gone Girl, 50 Shades Of Grey

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Author: Phil Hobden

Blog: Grosse Point Geek – 2014 Roundup Best & Worst Of The Year!

Blog: Grosse Point Geek – 2014 Roundup Best & Worst Of The Year!

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As the year comes to a close, it has to be said that on reflection, 2014 has been pretty damn good for films. The summer blockbuster season produced one of the best sequels for ages in Dawn of The Planet of The Apes, we bade a fond farewell to Middle Earth with the release of the final Hobbit film and Marvel managed to do it again with the one two punch of both Captain America: The Winter Soldier and Guardians of The Galaxy. There was also the continued rise of some really exciting actors, specifically Richard Armitage (The Hobbit and Into the Storm) Benedict Cumberbatch (The Imitation Game) and Matthew McConaughey (just about everything).

It wasn’t all plain sailing though – Michael Bay managed to take a stinking robot sized dump on us all with the appalling Transformers: Age Of Extinction, Renny Harlin proved that Die Hard 2 and Cliff-hanger were but distant memories by giving us the risible Legend Of Hercules, and shockwaves went round Hollywood with the untimely deaths of both Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Robin Williams – both wonderful, talented actors who will be sorely missed.

So to business – now remember the following is only my opinion and doubtless a certain person (no names mentioned Hobden) will be in dire disagreement with me on most of it.

Read On.



2014’s Top Ten Best Films (in no particular order):

  • The Wolf Of Wall Street – one of the most entertaining, profane and downright hilarious films since Pulp Fiction.
  • The Dallas Buyers Club – managed to be both heart-breaking and very funny with a brilliant academy award winning turn from Mathew McConaughey
  • Dawn Of The Planet of The Apes -really well made with amazing SFX, Andy Serkis’ astounding motion capture performance as lead ape Cesar and some exciting top notch action.
  • Captain America The Winter Soldier -incredibly entertaining and refreshingly different.
  • Guardians Of The Galaxy – utterly mental but so much good fun – damn clever too.
  • The Imitation Game – cracking film – If Cumberbatch doesn’t win an Oscar for this there’s simply no justice.
  • Fury -highly realistic, relentlessly exciting, and superbly acted – will stand the test of time as one of the best war movies ever made.
  • Interstellar -mind bending sci fi, outstanding SFX, great direction from Nolan and yet another amazing performance from McConaughey.
  • Gone Girl -great date movie, Ben Affleck and Rosamund Pike were fantastic in the lead roles, and there was the usual rock solid direction from David Fincher. A must see.
  • The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies – certainly flawed and not as good as Return of The King, but still a cracking good movie, full to the brim with director Peter Jackson’s boundless imagination, epic battles and great acting (especially Richard Armitage as Thorin).


The Top Ten Honourable mentions

  • The Expendables 3 – daft as a brush, but absolutely huge fun, jam packed with fisticuffs, explosions and gunfights – plus Mel Gibson was a revelation as the villain.
  • Godzilla – Would have easily made the top ten best list if it hadn’t been for some very limp human characters and the criminal underuse of Brian Cranston. However it was exceptionally well directed by Blighty’s own Gareth Edwards and featured SFX and monster action that was frankly gobsmacking.
  • Maleficent – surprisingly lovely film, with real hidden depths and a wonderful performance from Angelina Jolie.
  • Pompeii – great action, good use of 3d that actually benefitted proceedings and a deliciously OTT Kiefer Sutherland as the chief Roman baddie.
  • Hercules – preposterous in just about every way you can think, but a rollicking good ride, featuring some top battles and good show from Dwayne Johnson.
  • Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit – Another fun film – Phil hated this, but I just couldn’t help liking it – hopefully there will be more.
  • 300: Rise Of An Empire – ridiculous prequel/equal/sequel to Zach Snyder’s 2006 original. Nary a shot was without a rippling torso, severed limb or a lot of shouting, and Gerard Butler was sorely missed – but despite this it managed to be extremely entertaining.
  • The Raid 2 – Another one that would have made the top ten best list – not quite as good as the first entry, a bit talky and at least 20 minutes too long, but the presence of the indestructible Iko Uwais, Gareth Evans sure handed direction and some bone crunching fight scenes made for a absolute corker of a film.
  • Lone Survivor – Peter Berg atones for Battleship, with the true story of four Special Forces commandos trapped behind enemy lines in Afghanistan. Featuring brutal action, a welcome absence of jingoistic American flag waving and some great acting – especially from Mark Wahlberg and Taylor Kitsch.
  • Edge Of Tomorrow – Basically Groundhog Day meets Aliens –but Cruise gets his best role for a long time, plus it was really well written, and all the set pieces were excellent.



The 4 Most Overrated of 2014

  • X-Men: Days Of Future Past – With Bryan Singer back directing, I expected to be blown away by this one – but instead of a welcome return to the awesomeness of X2 and X-Men 1st Class, what we got was at times a very entertaining film, that sadly let itself down all too often by miring the audience in overly talky dialogue and overblown exposition. Not only that but the ending made no sense at all.
  • 22 Jump Street : The first one was well written and funny, this admittedly was good in places – especially when Ice Cube was on the screen – but was I the only one who thought it was just a rehash of the original film?
  • Lucy – On release this was a massive box office hit – however I am still trying to fathom out as to why. Ok Scarlett Johansson was pretty good in the title role, but the story was basically a rip off of Limitless and by the end got so preposterous that it stretched even my usual levels of tolerance.
  • Snowpiercer – Despite having a good first 40 minutes plus a great title, cast and setting – this one turned out to be a right let down. Mainly due to the fact that what should have been a slam bang post apocalyptic actioner ,turned out to be a rather boring arty farty oddity that had woefully disappeared up its own orifice by the time the credits had rolled.



The Top Five Worst of 2014

  1. Transformers: Age of Extinction – There are not enough words in the English language to describe the utter unmitigated hatred I have for this steaming pile of celluloid ordure. There is just no excuse for a summer blockbuster about Robots fighting each other to be nearly 3 hours long, deathly dull, mind numbingly boring, badly written and offensive. Without doubt the worst film of 2014 and quite possibly of the last 10 years too. Shameful.
  1. The Legend Of Hercules – Laughably pants, with a balsa wood infused “performance” from Kellan Lutz, crap fights; terrible direction from Renny Harlin and editing that appears to have been done with a blunt machete. Avoid like the plague.
  1. Non Stop – how on earth an action movie starring Liam Neeson of all people can be this bad is beyond me. Dire.
  1. 3 Days To Kill – Despite a spirited central performance from Kevin Costner , this meandering Taken wannabe failed miserably on every level to be even remotely engaging and provided more evidence (if any was needed) that McG is one of the most inept directors working today.
  1. The Amazing Spiderman 2 – Overly bloated sequel with an oddly dislikeable performance from Andrew Garfield as Spidey, Jamie Foxx’s awful pantomime villain, zero story and dull action scenes – which all in all made for one of poorest superhero movies for a very long time.

Next Time: My Preview of 2015

Author: Will Strong 


Blog: Grosse Point Geek – Quick Reviews (Diana, Gone Girl, The Family, Locke)

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Grosse Point Geek delivers his latest selection of quick reviews. -(!), The Family and more.



Gone Girl (Cinema)

Director: David Fincher

Actors: Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike

Adapted from the book of the same name by Gillian Flynn, this is cinema at its best. Affleck is perfectly cast as the wayward husband accused of murdering his seemingly perfect wife – brilliantly played by Blighty’s own Rosamund Pike.  Fincher’s direction is faultless (can this guy ever make a bad movie????) and the story is simply gripping beyond belief. An absolute must see  – however a word of warning  – see the film before you read the book. Highly recommended





Dracula Untold (Cinema)

Director: Gary Shore

Actors: Luke Evans, Charles Dance, Dominic Cooper.

Universal plough their back catalogue once again to bring us the origin story of how Vlad The Impaler became Dracula the Vampire. Evans is good value as ever, Charles Dance is clearly having a ball – however Cooper is utterly wasted, the script is very average and for a film about vampires and a bloke who impales people on wooden stakes its unforgivably bloodless. Not only that but the direction by Gary Shore (no me neither) is at times inventive but on the whole uninspired, with dull action scenes that completely fail to excite. Incredibly this is supposed to kick off a whole new franchise of monster movies for Universal in the same vein as Marvels Avengers series and DC’s expanded universe. On the strength of this effort id say they want to try a bit harder.





The Family (Netflix/DVD/BR)

Director: Luc Besson

Actors: Robert De Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer, Tommy Lee Jones.

Another god-awful effort from the hideously overrated Luc Besson (yes Hobden i said it again!). De Niro’s former mobster, his wife (Pfeiffer) and their 2 obnoxious kids are relocated from New York to France as part of the FBI’s witness protection programme. Therein they proceed to ingratiate themselves on the locals, annoy their FBI handler (Jones) and find new meaning to their existence as a family. To say the least this is one of those films that has absolutely no idea what it wants to be  – one minute its a comedy, then its a drama, then its a thriller, then its all three – and fails miserably every time. The 4 main characters are totally dislikeable, the direction average, the story completely unoriginal (and morally bankrupt), plus DeNiro and Jones seem to there just for the money (again!). Only Pfeiffer emerges with any dignity intact  – but even she cant save this debacle from being exactly what it is   – which is a totally and utterly pants film.






Locke (DVD/BR)

Director: Steven Knight
Actors: Tom Hardy

Hardy is Ivan Locke, a construction foreman who, during the course of one frantic journey to London, experiences what can only described as the worst night of his life. To reveal any more would spoil it for you, but safe to say that i cannot recommend this film highly enough.

Putting it mildly, Hardy’s performance is mesmerising – and gives further proof (if any was needed) that he is one of the best British actors working today. Superbly written and directed by Steven Knight (Eastern Promises) this is a film that simply has to be seen as soon as possible.

Astoundingly good.






Diana (Netflix/DVD/BR)

Director: Oliver Hirschbigel
Actors: Naomi Watts, Naveen Andrews.

Bear with me here ok.  Now i was fully aware of the critical and commercial drubbing this got upon its release and i knew that it featured a performance from Naomi Watts that was apparently so bad that it got her a worst actress nomination at this years Golden Razzie awards in Hollywood.  So  – much like my erstwhile friend and fellow geek – Mr Phil Hobden – you are probably asking yourself why in the hell i even bothered?

Well for a start anything that was as badly received as this was is always somewhat of a curio to me, as i usually like to see if they really are that bad – most of the time they are, but just occasionally they turn out to be never as crap as is made out – and Diana is one of those occasions.

Now don’t get me wrong, it isn’t a very good film, but its certainly not the abomination the critics made it out to be. Yes i admit the script is utterly woeful and appears to be written by a committeeof people who have used the script for Pearl Harbour as a benchmark with a smattering of the works of Edward D Wood Jr for good measure. Not only that but it seems to have been hacked to pieces in the editing suite and frustratingly cant seem to decide how to portray its central character. Indeed at no point to do we get any clear indication from the filmmakers as to whether or not Diana was either  an unstable attention seeker with alot of personal issues or just a sad and very lonely lady with a burning desire to do only good.

However on the other hand – it is fairly well directed by Oliver Hirschbigiel, and while Watts isnt particularly good as Diana, she certainly looks the part and does seem to have made the effort to give a performance that is certainly a lot better than i expected. Additionally Naveen Andrews (Lost) is superb as Diana’s lover Dr Hasnat Khan, giving just the right amount of gravitas and sensitivity to a role that must have been very difficult to play in the first place.

So overall not the disaster i expected, however as a supporter of the more immediate members of our Royal Family (William and Harry in particular) i certainly think its high time that Diana’s story should finally be left alone  – saying that after the reception this film got, its a safe bet she wont be portrayed on screen again for a good long while anyway!



Author: Will Strong