‘Phil’s Quick Capsule Review’ (a nod to legendary comedian Bill Hicks who coined the phrase when he reviewed ‘Piece Of Shit’ movie Basic Instinct)… where a perfect 10 is rarer than a rain free British summer!
Written by Phil Hobden – UK based podcaster, writer and former filmmaker. Part of the All Things Film network…
So this is it: Phil’s Quick Capsule Review & Guests (including podcasters Mike Parkin & Josh Morris, Filmmaker Ross Boyask and Phil’s Quick Capsule Review writers Will Strong & Matt Duddy) LONG list of the 36 must see films of the Decade (2010-2019)
This list will also form the basis of our vote for the Essential Films of the Decade (2010-2019)
So how many have YOU seen?
Avengers Assemble Avengers Endgame Avengers Infinity War Cabin in the Woods Captain America: Winter Soilder Deadpool Ex Machina Green Room Happy Death Day How To Train Yoru Dragon Hunt for the Wilderpeople Inception John Wick Kings Of Summer Kubo and the Two Strings Mad Max Fury Road Mission Impossible Rogue Nation Misson Impossible: Fall Out Nightshooters Operation Red Sea Pitch Perfect Skyfall Social Network Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Star Wars: Rogue One Super 8 T2 Trainspotting The Greatest Showman The Signal The Way Way Back The Wolf Of Wall Street Toy Story 3 Warrior What We Do in the Shadows Whiplash Guardians of the Galaxy
Check back in the next few days for our final list or take the QUIZ HERE to see how many you have seen!
Phil’s Quick look at what’s wetting his whistle for the upcoming year in films…
2019 was a good year all in all, with many smaller movies standing out from the crowded franchised blockbuster arena. That said Marvel killed it again and Star Wars Skywalker saga drew to a close. So here’s the films I’m most looking forward to in 2020. And a few that I’d be happy to miss.
The Must See’s
Most Excited: Top Gun: Maverick The sequel to my second favourite film of all time, with a launch trailer that stuck the landing and an epic cast… okay so it will probably suck but I could not BE any more excited.
2.1917 Following up the dire Spectre with a big budget World War 1 film, Mendes looks to be striking gold on a film that’s already getting Oscar buzz. And teh single take idea really intrigues me.
3.Wonder Woman 1984 With Marvel having a quieter year it’s down to DC to deliver the goods this year and Wonder Woman 1984 may well be the film to do just that. The best thing in all the DC movies to date and with a well regarded film already under her belt, Wonder Woman returns to battle new bad guys. This time without Zack Snider’s influence.
4. The Many Saints of Newark The Sopranos is my favourite TV show of all time. This feature length look at a young Tony Soprano (played by Gandolfini’s own son) could go either way. But, much like Top Gun, nostalgia runs high here.
5. No Time To Die A risky choice for sure but No Time To Die promises lots. A great director, Craig reinvigorated (well that’s what he says) and a different story featuring a retired Bond dragged back into action. Every other Craig film has been good so the odds are in it’s favour.
Bubbling Under: Tenet (Nolan is back, always worth a watch ), Bill & Ted Face The Music (Excellent! ), A Quiet Place 2 (The original was superb ), Last Night In Soho (Edgar Wright. Say no more. ), Halloween Kills (The last Halloween was genuinely good ), Ghostbusters 2020 (a risk but with the original cast returning… maybe. Just maybe), Black Widow (Only a fool would bet against Marvel)
The Must Nots
Stinker Of The Year: The New Mutants Shooting Fish in a barrel this one. So the trailer looked okay, the property it’s based on is solid and the cast & crew impressive… so why am I not keen? Simply this should have come out two years ago, it’s had delays, reshoots and is rumoured to be dumped direct onto Hulu. If it even comes out.
Also Dreading: Birds of Prey (Robbie will be great but the film will not, sadly ), Bad Boys 4 Life (Michael Bay – so will be long and a slog) , Fast & Furious 9(No Rock, No Stath, No Walker. Just Vin ), Godzilla Vs Kong (I think we are done with Godzilla now ), Dolittle(A film we don’t need), Minions 2 (The last DM film was weak and teh Minions film equally a let down), Coming To America 2 (Murphy has had VERY little to offer of late)
Last Year…
So how did I do last year?
This is the time of the year when I look back at my picks of the good, the bad and the ugly from 2019 and see how close I was (or as it often is the case, how far!)…
For best: I tipped Toy Story 4, Captain Marvel, Hobbs & Shaw, Star Wars: Rise Of Skywalker, Once Upon A Time In Hollywoodas my most anticipated of 2019. Toy Story 4 was good but not in my top 5 of the year with Captain Marvel following suit. Hobbs & Shaw was a bust but Once Upon A Time In Hollywood delivered in spades. As for Star Wars: Rise Of Skywalker… it was good but not great but still a great watch!
As for the rest? Avengers Infinity War Part 2 was really good and closed off the saga in spectacular fashion, IT: Chapter Two was better than most gave it credit (but still not on par with Chapter One). Wonder Woman 1984 never came out and has been added to 2020’s list. Glass was good fun but Godzilla: King of the Monsters died on it’s arse.Spider-Man: Far From Home could well be the best Marvel film of 2020 whilst Joker was simply awesome. Jumanji: The Next Level was good fun as expected, even if it as a step down from Welcome to the Jungle, & The Irishman was everything I wanted it to be (other than maybe a few minutes shorter)
As for the Stinkers? Terminator: Dark Fate was actually okay (and certainly not the bomb I expected), The Lion King remake was also pretty good fun, Pet Sematary was weak and Pokemon Detective Pikachu was great fun (think Deadpool for kids). Never watched What Men Want , Aladdin 2019 was solid and X-Men: Dark Phoenix was pretty much what I expected. Rubbish. John Wick: Chapter 3 was a return to form but both Alita: Battle Angel & Men in Black Spin Off both failed as expected.
Phil Hobden is the former Film Editor & Writer for renowned martial arts focused COMBAT MAGAZINE in the UK. He is also a filmmaker in his own right, having produced two cult Independent action films in LEFT FOR DEAD and TEN DEAD MEN. He was the host for the award nominated Filmsploitation podcast for 4 years, currently co-hosts Ross And Phil Talk Movies and is a writer/editor for his own blog Phil’s Quick Capsule Review…
In memoriam. 2019 continued deaths relentless march through the great and good of Hollywood. Here’s a selection of those who passed in 2019 whose deaths will be felt within them film library of Phil’s Quick Capsule Review…
(Apologies for any one we have missed out)
Gene Okerlund
Carol Channing
Windsor Davies
Andy Vajna
Albert Finney
Jan-Michael Vincent
Lisa Sheridan
Luke Perry
John Singleton
Peter Mayhew
Doris Day
Franco Zeffirelli
Rutger Hauer
Peter Fonda
Robert Forster
Robert Evans
Danny Aiello
Rest In Peace and may your considerable legacy’s live on.
Phil’s Quick Capsule Review: The Dead Don’t Die is a total waste of time. More than that it’s pretentious approach, intolerable fourth wall breaking and pretentious direction make it one of 2019’s worst films. Don’t worry however it still cant beat Holmes & Watson. Thing is… a film starring Bill Murray & Adam Driver (as well as many others) should be better than this just BECAUSE they are in it but Jim Jarmusch’s direction just saps the life out of the performances. I could go on but I couldn’t finish this mess so it just wouldn’t be fair…
Best Bit: Turning it off
Buy, Stream, Avoid: Avoid
If You Liked this Try: Shaun Of The Dead, Zombieland, Dawn Of The Dead
Phil Hobden is the former Film Editor & Writer for renowned martial arts focused COMBAT MAGAZINE in the UK. He is also a filmmaker in his own right, having produced two cult Independent action films in LEFT FOR DEAD and TEN DEAD MEN. He was the host for the award nominated Filmsploitation podcast for 4 years, currently co-hosts Ross And Phil Talk Movies and is a writer/editor for his own blog Phil’s Quick Capsule Review…
Phil’s Quick Capsule Review: Let’s cut to the chase…. You can fully believe the hype here – Joker is one of the best films of 2019. Period. It’s dangerous, intense and brutal… a game changer of a film that does so much more than I expected it to do. Playing out like part V For Vendetta part Taxi Driver, The Hangover’s Todd Philips delivers a film that you’d think had been done by a master filmmaker. Not the guy who delivered some pretty average films. Joker is stylish but without being in your face and, contrary to the Birds Of Prey trailer that screened beforehand, relies on performance and nuance over flash. Philips is a revelation. But for all the films expert direction it would be very different without Joaquin Phoenix’s central performance as Arthur Fleck. He’s mesmerising, edgy and, at least for a time, highly sympathetic. Phoenix must be a shoe in for an acting nomination at the Oscar’s next year. Joker delivers more than it had any right to and become essential viewing in the process.
Best Bit: Joker On TV
Buy, Stream, Avoid: Cinema
If You Liked this Try: V For Vendetta, Taxi Driver, The King Of Comedy , Fight Club
Phil Hobden is the former Film Editor & Writer for renowned martial arts focused COMBAT MAGAZINE in the UK. He is also a filmmaker in his own right, having produced two cult Independent action films in LEFT FOR DEAD and TEN DEAD MEN. He was the host for the award nominated Filmsploitation podcast for 4 years, currently co-hosts Ross And Phil Talk Movies and is a writer/editor for his own blog Phil’s Quick Capsule Review…
So 2019 is almost over and it’s that time a year again where everyone reflects back on their best and worst films of the year. So first up… the 10 WORST films of 2019 (with a few honourable mentions!). And, as always, there were more than a few to choose from..
Stinker of LAST Year: Holmes & Watson
In Brief: The film so bad I actually forgot i watched it. Nothing funny here just a total miss of a movie. Worst thing – It actually came out in 2018 and this whole year I had this down as my 2019 Worst film of the year. I now hate it even more.
Stinker of the Year (2019): The Dead Don’t Die
In Brief: Pretentious? Yup. Boring. Yup. Pointless? Even more so. The Dead Don’t Die is just a total slog.
2. Lucky Day
In Brief: Roger Avery is back. And it’s pretty clear he has no idea how to make a film anymore. Sub Tarantino garbage.
3. Alita: Battle Angel
In Brief: So many years. So much money. So little point.
4. Hellboy (2019)
In Brief: It’s total garbage. A boring, mess of a film that offers nothing new and even less interesting.
5. The Fanatic – It’s just really, really, really stupid.
6. Godzilla: King of The Monsters – Lots of money + lots of monsters + zero plot still equals a shit film
7. 3 From Hell – Rob Zombie shits on his few decent movies with this tedium.
8. Close – Another year another failed Netflix movie.
9. Anna – A dull Luc Besson action film that the world could have happily have done without
10. X-Men: Dark Phoenix – Big budget, big ideas, stupid film and worst… it’s totally forgettable. The 2nd worst X-Men movie (yes this is still not as bad as X-Men 3)
Dis-Honourable Mentions:Velvet Buzzsaw , Into The Ashes, Killer Sofa, Child’s Play (2019), Crawl, Pet Sematary (2019), Gemini Man, Triple Threat, The Banana Splits Movie, Trial By Fire, Stuber, Rabid (2019), Angel Has Fallen
The 2019 Films I just couldn’t Finish: Bob Lazar: Area 51 & Flying Saucers, Mary Queen Of Scotts
Phil Hobden is the former Film Editor & Writer for renowned martial arts focused COMBAT MAGAZINE in the UK. He is also a filmmaker in his own right, having produced two cult Independent action films in LEFT FOR DEAD and TEN DEAD MEN. He was the host for the award nominated Filmsploitation podcast for 4 years, currently co-hosts Ross And Phil Talk Movies and is a writer/editor for his own blog Phil’s Quick Capsule Review…
And that’s it. Another year in the rear view mirror and another reason to take a look back at the BEST, WORST and, well, others of 2019. So here it is… my pick of the Best Films of 2019.
Film of The Year: Joker
In Brief: Any other year Booksmart would have smashed this but this wasn’t any other year and Joker, arriving on the back of a great trailer but with lots of questions, delivered time and time again. Edgy, dark, brutal, uplifting, odd… Joker was a rare beast that was critically and commercially loved.
2. Booksmart
In Brief: Smart, funny, charming – Booksmart was a special film that deserved to be a MUCH bigger hit than it was. Go on go watch it over Christmas. You won’t regret it.
3. Avengers: Endgame
In Brief: Better than Infinity war? For me yes. Yup it’s flawed with some pacing issues and yup it’s probably a bit long but man Endgame had a lot to go and for me it did it in spades. A worthy end to a decade of story.
4. The Irishman
In Brief: Scorsese gets the gang back together and this time add’s Netflix money. It’s bold, it’s cutting edge and it’s really bloody long. But The Irishman is an epic story shot how he wanted by a master director. This is cinema (even if ironically it ended up not being…)
5. Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
In Brief: I’ve not LOVED a Tarantino film since Jackie Brown. Finally Once Upon A Time In Hollywood reminded us that Tarantino CAN be a master filmmaker, even if he still needs a better producer to reign in those excesses (feet shots anyone?)
And then there was 6-10 (*and a few near misses!)…
6. Rocketman – Freddie one year, Elton the next. In honesty Rocketman is a better film – it’s more creative approach far more at ease with it’s subject matter.
7. Spider-Man: Far From Home – A very different Marvel sequel that takes Spidey outside of New York and throws in one of Marvel’s more interesting villains. It all equals a lot of fun and a much needed lighter film after Endgame.
8. Knives Out – Funny, silly and with Daniel Craig actually looking like he’s enjoying himself there’s LOADS to love about Rian Johnson’s post Star Wars palette cleanser.
9. Happy Death Day 2U – A sequel that ends up almost topping the original with some lovely new ideas and a more sci-fi bent to the previous’ horror genre efforts.
10. The Peanut Butter Falcon – A total surprise, The Peanut Butter Falcon is an odd slice of coming of age fun that could easily have not worked as well as it did.
Bubbling Under: How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World , Rambo: Last Blood, Tucked, Toy Story 4, Shazam, Missing Link, The Lion King, Long Shot, Fyre: The Greatest Party That Never Happened, A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon, Pokemon Detective Pikachu
Phil Hobden is the former Film Editor & Writer for renowned martial arts focused COMBAT MAGAZINE in the UK. He is also a filmmaker in his own right, having produced two cult Independent action films in LEFT FOR DEAD and TEN DEAD MEN. He was the host for the award nominated Filmsploitation podcast for 4 years, currently co-hosts Ross And Phil Talk Movies and is a writer/editor for his own blog Phil’s Quick Capsule Review…
2019 was another epic year for TV. Game of Thrones ended, Disney+ launched and Netflix, Hulu and Amazon Prime continued delivering their strong original series. Here’s my lost and the 5 best and a handful of Worst TV shows of 2019…
The Must Watch…
TV Show of The Year:Chernobyl Yikes. Chernobyl was one of the most brutal TV show’s I have ever seen. Charting the full disaster from start to finish , it was disturbing, superbly made and incredible to watch.
2. The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance
In Brief: Damn. The guy that made The Transporter (yup really) knocked this reboot of the cult 80’s film out the park and then some. Dark, brooding and disturbing it defined epic from the start to the finish.
3. The Mandalorian
In Brief: Live action Star Wars FINALLY hits the screen and it’s the Western styled series that we always hoped for. It was also the show that gave us THE most iconic character of 2019… nope not the titular bounty hunter but BABY YODA!!!!!!
4. American Horror Story: 1984 In Brief: American Horror Story hasn’t been essential to me for a long time but 1984, a slasher themed 80’s tribute hit everyone and rather than run out of steam it’s just kept delivering until the end. Superb fun.
5. Mindhunter (Season 2) In Brief: A much stronger year than you’d expect, the second season of Mindhunter felt better structured and put together than it’s initial outting. Dark and disturbing from the start.
Bubbling under: Cobra Kai (Strong second season that expertly revisited characters form the film), His Dark Materials (Strong HBO/BBC Adaptation), Veep (Finished Strong), Watchman (Far better than I expected), Sex Education (Well made fun), GLOW: Season 3 (really fun year), Billions (Still OTT, still brilliant), Our Planet (Epic filmmaking) , Stranger Things: Season 3 (Just outside the Top 5), The Boys (Brilliant odd)
The Must Nots…
Miss of the year: Game Of Thrones: Season 8
In Brief: Look I enjoyed Season 8 of Game Of Thrones , I’m far from one of the haters . But even I would admit that it felt rushed, unpolished and worst of all didn’t earn its shocking resolution. Such as shame as with more time this could have been the best series ever.
Other shows I check-out ion this year: Treadstone (Just wasn’t interesting enough), Fear the Walking Dead (Became unwatchable), The Flash: Season 5 (weak and disappointing)
As we approach the end of 2019 I have to say that on the whole it’s been a fairly good year for films. Stars Wars had a great send off with JJ Abrams’ The Rise of Skywalker, the Infinity Stones story arc which had been the backbone of the MCU since 2008 ended spectacularly with the outstanding Avengers Endgame, DC finally got their house in order and delivered an absolute humdinger with Joker – which is now the first and only R rated movie to pass the $1 Billion mark at the worldwide box office.
There was utter lunacy to be enjoyed in Hobbs and Shaw which was really great fun, John Wick Chapter 3 delivered some top notch action and proved to be the best entry in the franchise so far, a very funny and rather endearing love story played out in Long Shot and good old Sylvester Stallone returned for the fifth time as Rambo in a film so violent it may well have offended just about every single critic on the planet– not that he cared, it did big bucks at the box office and we film geeks lapped up every brilliant blood drenched minute of it – (the sound of Mexican drug gangs running for the hills in terror can still be heard).
We also witnessed the continued rise of streaming services such as Netflix and Amazon Prime -it has to be said though that with the notable exception of Martin Scorsese’s The Irishman, these still haven’t quite mastered their film output but series wise they can’t be touched – The likes of the Expanse, The Man In The High Castle, The Crown and Jack Ryan were all excellent.
Finally there were some top notch performances from the likes of Adam Driver (Marriage Story and Star Wars) Daniel Craig (Knives Out) Mahershala Ali (Green Book) Brad Pitt (Once Upon a time in Hollywood) Matt Damon (Le Mans 66) and of course Joaquin Phoenix who was astounding in Joker
Naturally and as per bloody usual there were also some serious let-downs and downright dogs, – Alita Battle Angel was staggeringly awful, Godzilla King Of The Monsters was beyond crap, X-Men Dark Phoenix proved to be even worse than we feared, Blinded By The Light was so appallingly bad and badly acted that I almost walked out of the screening, The Lion King remake didn’t work at all and was nothing more than a shot for shot remake of the original , then there was Dumbo which failed to recreate any of the magic that made Disney’s original such a classic, Neil Marshall’s pointless Hellboy reboot showed promise in its design work and story but ultimately turned out to be an utter turd of a film, and whilst it had its good points, the highly anticipated Terminator Dark Fate proved to be nothing more than a complete re-tread of everything we had already seen before in this franchise.
Anyway, enough ranting – here are my 2019 top ten best, top ten worst, top 15 honouree mentions, top 15 best performances and finally the films I’m most excited to see in 2020.
Top Ten Best films:
Avengers: Endgame
Green Book
The Irishman
Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker
Joker
John Wick Chapter 3
Le Mans 66
Knives Out
Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
Rambo: The Last Blood (yes I know – I’m on my way to hell for including this one!)
Godzilla King Of The Monsters (definitely left a Michael Bay-alike stench in the nostrils – total crap and badly acted to boot)
Blinded By The Light (the mere thought of this film makes me angry)
The Lion King (cynical audience rip off)
X-Men Dark Phoenix (damp squib – how did they screw this one up?)
The Silence (terrible copy of a Quiet Place)
Shazam (despite everyone really liking this one I absolutely HATED IT!)
The Prodigy (forgettable rubbish)
Glass (garbage sequel to Unbreakable and Split – I’m now beginning to seriously dislike M. Night Shyalaman)
Top fifteen Honouree Mentions:
Long Shot
Hobbs and Shaw
Ad Astra
Hustlers
Angel Has Fallen
The Mule
It Chapter 2
The Man who killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot
Zombieland 2
Last Christmas
Captain Marvel
Bumblebee
Fighting with My Family
Rocketman
Marriage Story
Top 15 best performances:
Joaquin Phoenix – Joker
Adam Driver – Marriage Story and Star Wars The Rise Of Skywalker
Scarlett Johansson – Marriage Story
Joe Pesci – The Irishman
Jennifer Lopez – Hustlers
Seth Rogen – Long Shot
Mahershala Ali – Green Book
Viggo Mortensen – Green Book
Robert Downey Jr – Avengers Endgame
Matt Damon – Le Mans 66
Brad Pitt – Once Upon a time in Hollywood
Daisy Ridley – Star Wars The Rise Of Skywalker
Sam Elliott – The Man Who Killed Hitler and then the Bigfoot
Daniel Craig – Knives Out
Clint Eastwood -The Mule
Most Anticipated Films of 2020:
Tenet
1917
Top Gun: Maverick
Fast and Furious 9
Black Widow
The Eternals
Bill and Ted Face The Music
Ghostbusters : Afterlife
Army Of The Dead
No Time To Die
Wonder Woman 1984
JoJo Rabbit
Dune
The Gentlemen
Bloodshot
Finally will someone at Warner Bros. please please please please release the Snyder cut of Justice League! You know it exists, we know it exists, Snyder has given us proof it exists, Momoa, Affleck and Gal Gadot have seen it and said its great, you and sodding Joss Whedon short changed us with whatever the hell that version was you released last year – we are pissed off, motivated, and we demand to see it NOW!
Right that’s it for another year, many thanks to all the fans of Phil’s Quick Capsule Reviews for sticking with us (whoever you are) , also a big shout out to my dear friend Phil Hobden, without whom I would have no one to win arguments with about films and who does such a sterling job of keeping this great website going all year round.
I wish you all a very merry Christmas and a peaceful New Year
My name is Will Strong and I’ve Been Grosse Pointe Geek – may the Force be with you all.
The Austin Powers to Phil Hobden’s Dr Evil, it’s fair to say Will spends his life trying to convince Phil that Paul WS Anderson ISNT a bad filmmaker, that The Hobbit movies really are THAT good and, for the most part, Phil is wrong about most things. Which he is.
The votes are in, they have been counted an verified and I can now proudly announce the Winner of 2019’s Phil’s Quick Capsule Review & Guests Turd Of The Year award is…
X-Men: Dark Phoenix
X-Men: Dark Phoenix brings this latest chapter of the X-Men franchise to close with a whimper rather than a bang. It’s not bad (and it’s far better than Apocalypse & Last Stand) but overall it’s just not good enough for the source material and talent involved. Turner does okay as the conflicted Jean Grey but the story feels so truncated and rushed that it starts to feel like a box ticking exercise.
Worst of all, the few surprises the film does offer are very much hinted at (if not given away totally) in the trailer. Thankfully Marvel now have control back and the X-Men have the chance to fulfil that potential once more.
Other Nominations: Holmes & Watson, Hellboy, The Dead Don’t Die
Phil Hobden is the former Film Editor & Writer for renowned martial arts focused COMBAT MAGAZINE in the UK. He is also a filmmaker in his own right, having produced two cult Independent action films in LEFT FOR DEAD and TEN DEAD MEN. He was the host for the award nominated Filmsploitation podcast for 4 years, currently co-hosts Ross And Phil Talk Movies and is a writer/editor for his own blog Phil’s Quick Capsule Review…
