So 2017 is almost over and it’s that time a year again where everyone reflects back on their best and worst films of the year.
So first up… the 5 WORST films of 2017. And, as always, there were quite a few to choose from..
Stinker of The Year: Fifty Shades Darker (2017)
In Brief: It’s so bad it’s not even fun. Yup Fifty Shades Darker takes off where 50 Shades Of Grey finished – mostly bad script writing, score core S&M and some Movie Channel poor acting. It’s totally amateur and I’m beyond gobsmacked that they made this film, let alone the upcoming sequel. Lets be honest if a film can beat a Michael Bay Transformers film to Worst film it’s pretty bad.
2. Transformers The Last Knight
In Brief: Another year this would have romped it home, but few things can beat Fifty Shades in a shit film contest. That said Hopkins slumming it, more Marky Mark and a pointless nonsensical story get’s pretty close.
3. Assassins Creed
In Brief: Video name adaptations don’t come more asinine than this. It’s dull, it’s silly, it makes no sense and you stop caring after a few seconds.
4. Underworld Blood War
In Brief: The Underworld films have always been little more than OKAY but Blood War was a case of flogging a very dead horse.
5. The Mummy (2017)
In Brief: CGI strewn humourless Pants… The Mummy is a hot mess of a film that even the usually robust star power or Cruise couldn’t save. It’s just terrible.
6. The Circle – Boring Netflix drivel
7. Power Rangers – Pointless
8. A Cure For Wellness – Pretentious, long and dull
9. Leatherface – A film you didn’t need or want
10. Hacksaw Ridge – Nice to see Mel back but this was just jingoistic war porn.
Dis-Honourable Mentions: King Arthur Legend Of The Sword , Live By Night, Sing! , The Boss Baby, The Dark Tower , The Limehouse Golem, Justice League
The 2017 Films I just couldn’t Finish: Sleepless, The Ghoul, The Lost City of Z