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Fifty Shades Darker (2017) – A Revisited Quick Capsule Review

Phil’s Quick Capsule Review:
A film that makes the original 50 Shades look like Casablanca, Fifty Shades Darker decides to stick with the source material for mostly hilarious results.  This film is about as se– as a over 90’s Bingo night at Pontins and is delivered with all the sophistication and charm of, well, an over 90’s Bingo night at Pontins.  It’s terrible.  So bad that I’d advise you to watch anything else. Anything.

Best Bit: The Dire-log.  It’s brilliantly bad

Buy, Stream, Avoid: Avoid

If You Liked this Try: Showgirls, 50 Shades Of Grey, a Cold shower (actual not a  film)

2 out of 10 stars

 


 

Phil Hobden

Phil Hobden is the former Film Editor & Writer for renowned martial arts focused COMBAT MAGAZINE in the UK. He is also a filmmaker in his own right, having produced two cult Independent action films in LEFT FOR DEAD and TEN DEAD MEN. He was the host for the award nominated Filmsploitation podcast for 4 years, currently co-hosts Ross And Phil Talk Movies and is a writer/editor for his own blog Phil's Quick Capsule Review...

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