Phil’s Quick Capsule Review:
A film that makes the original 50 Shades look like Casablanca, Fifty Shades Darker decides to stick with the source material for mostly hilarious results. This film is about as se– as a over 90’s Bingo night at Pontins and is delivered with all the sophistication and charm of, well, an over 90’s Bingo night at Pontins. It’s terrible. So bad that I’d advise you to watch anything else. Anything.
Best Bit: The Dire-log. It’s brilliantly bad
Buy, Stream, Avoid: Avoid
If You Liked this Try: Showgirls, 50 Shades Of Grey, a Cold shower (actual not a film)