Phil’s Quick Capsule Review:
Clownado is a tough watch. It’s not the (lack of) budget. Or the production value. Or script. Or direction. Or acting. It’s all of it. It’s the mess of a movie you’d expect from a film with the name Clownado. Look I get it – I grew up watching cheap horror films but at least each of those had something. Something you could pick out as a reason for it to exist. Sadly Clownado exists only to be a not so clever pun to an already tired genre. In short Clownado mades the Sharknado films feel like Fast & The Furious.
Best Bit: I didnt pay to see it.
Buy, Stream, Avoid: Avoid
If You Liked this Try: Sharknado, Zombeavers, Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus