Fifty Shades Freed (2018) – A Quick Capsule Review
Phil’s Quick Capsule Review:
Fifty Shades Freed is amazing. How anyone could make a film that takes itself so seriously yet is so ineptly delivered on every level should actually be applauded. It’s so laughably bad that I almost cant hate it. What’s worse is that whilst the film delivers lashings of sex, it’s done with such ineptitude that i’d image that watching a dishwasher would be more arousing. Especially when you consider that leads have zero chemistry. Honestly whilst it’s probably (slightly) better than the middle film of the trilogy it’s just so damn dull that you actually forget what’s happening seconds after it’s taken place.
Best Bit: Urm… certainly not the sex
Buy, Stream, Avoid: Avoid. Unless you actually thought the other two were good. Then fill your boots.
If You Liked this Try: Fifty Shades Of Grey, Fifty Shades Freed Darker or just watch YouPorn.
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