Phil’s Quick Capsule Review:
By all traditional measures (and many non traditional ones for that matter) Gods Of Egypt is a terrible film. Hell even my my lofty standards of terrible this film is a new bench mark. The acting (well over acting – yes step forward Mr Butler), the sub 90’s CGI effects and a script that was written on the back of a cliche on the back of a fag packet… it’s bargain basement stuff. Yet… Yet I kinda enjoyed it. This is the perfect “On a train ” movie. The FX look (a little better), the acting sucks a little less, the hokey script lands better. Yup for sure there are much better films but for a beer & curry night or a long journey you could probably do worse.
Best Bit: The laugh out lad bad script
Buy, Stream, Avoid: Stream
If You Liked this Try: 300, Hercules, The Huntsman Winter War
Author: Phil Hobden