Phil’s Quick Capsule Review:
Imagine a book written by someone who has only ever seen sex on bad TV. Now imagine that the book gets turned into a film with all the sexiness of a very awkward orgy and you don’t even get close to this trash. Yes Fifty Shades of Grey is terrible. But not in a Showgirls funny way. In a god this is bad kinda way.
Best Bit: The Dire-log. It’s brilliantly bad
Buy, Stream, Avoid: Avoid
If You Liked this Try: Showgirls, Jade, Basic Instinct
Author: Phil Hobden