Phil’s Quick Capsule Review:
Single handedly the most boring film of 2015. Yes there are worse films, technically inept films, films that are so laughably bad you almost cry but THIS film… THIS film takes the crown of “Film Where Nothing Happens VERY SLOWLY”. It sounded good on paper and to be honest Arnie proves he has a degree of acting chops but cloaked in this bleak, so dark I can’t see anything sheen it becomes just intolerable to watch. One to avoid.
Best Bit: Urm…
Buy, Stream, Avoid: Avoid
If You Liked this Try: Zombieworld, Warm Bodies, Dawn Of The Dead
Author: Phil Hobden