Watch two guys play whose penis is bigger in a homoerotic take of male bonding.
BATMAN & ROBIN
Oh my god Clooney Killed Batman. You bastard.
Enjoyable but as factually accurate as a Kosivan immigrant, who barely has idea where the UK is, explaining the history of our royal family to an alien in Spanish.
CANNONBALL RUN 2
Like Cannonball Run. Just with added Sinatara.
The usual Bruckheimer… but without the action.
Reynolds. Voight. Rednecks. Canoes. Banjos. Anal rape.
A film made for women who have either been dumped or run out of batteries for their rampant rabbit.
He’s nobody. He’s famous. He’s drunk. He’s nobody. He’s dead.
(Thank you Dennis Leary!)
Flashdance with martial arts.