Phil's Quick Capsule Review

One Sentence Reviews… Round 1

Looking through my DVD collection there’s a raft of films that due to age, obscurity or general lack of point in doing so will never be reviewed here. So with that in mind let me introduce a semi-regular new feature.
The one sentence review. The MTV/McDonalds hamburger of reviews…
Round One

Watch two guys play whose penis is bigger in a homoerotic take of male bonding.
6 out of 10 stars

Oh my god Clooney Killed Batman. You bastard.
2 out of 10 stars

Enjoyable but as factually accurate as a Kosivan immigrant, who barely has idea where the UK is, explaining the history of our royal family to an alien in Spanish.
7 out of 10 stars
Like Cannonball Run. Just with added Sinatara.

7 out of 10 stars

The usual Bruckheimer… but without the action.
8 out of 10 stars

Reynolds. Voight. Rednecks. Canoes. Banjos. Anal rape.
9 out of 10 stars

A film made for women who have either been dumped or run out of batteries for their rampant rabbit.
5 out of 10 stars

He’s nobody. He’s famous. He’s drunk. He’s nobody. He’s dead.

(Thank you Dennis Leary!)
8 out of 10 stars

Flashdance with martial arts.
7 out of 10 stars

Phil Hobden

Phil Hobden

Phil Hobden is the former Film Editor & Writer for renowned martial arts focused COMBAT MAGAZINE in the UK. He is also a filmmaker in his own right, having produced two cult Independent action films in LEFT FOR DEAD and TEN DEAD MEN. He was the host for the award nominated Filmsploitation podcast for 4 years, currently co-hosts Ross And Phil Talk Movies and is a writer/editor for his own blog Phil's Quick Capsule Review...

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